ENTRY JOKES Authors: Oliver Knill: 2002 Literature: not yet


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| JOKE GARAGE SALE
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JOKE GARAGE SALE
Pride is what you feel when your kids net 143 dollars from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.


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| JOKE DOORBELL
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JOKE DOORBELL
A priest was walking down the street when he saw a little boy
jumping up and down to try to reach a doorbell. So the priest
walked over and pressed the button for the youngster.
"And now what, my little man?" he asked. "Now." said the boy,
"run like hell!"


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| JOKE FAMOUS LAST WORDS
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JOKE FAMOUS LAST WORDS


   postman:            "good doggy, nice doggy" 
   butcher:            "could you throw me the big knife, please?" 
   computer:           "are you sure? (yes/no)"  
   stuntman:           "what? reality TV?" 
   doorman:            "only over my dead body" 
   detective"          "clear case: you are the murderer" 
   muchroom picker:    "I never saw this one" 
   boss:               "nice present, a lighter which looks like a revolver" 
   submarine crew:     "I need some fresh air, open the window" 
   sysadmin:           "I recently had a fresh backup" 
   student:            "I'm going to eat in the mensa, anybody coming?" 
   bungee jumper:      "hurrey!" 
   PC:                 "loading windows - please wait" 




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| JOKE PAINT JOB
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JOKE PAINT JOB
There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by
going from house to house offering to do odd jobs.  He explained this to
a man who answered one door.
"How much will you charge to paint my porch?" asked the man.
"Forty dollars." "Fine" said the man, and gave the student the paint and
brushes. Three hours later the paint-splattered lad knocked on the door
again. "All done!", he says, and collects his money.  "By the way," the
student says, "That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."

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